Ketika Patrick Star berkata

1. Patrick: SpongeBob? Pssssssssst, Spongebob? psssssssssssst. I

have something important to tell you! Psssssssssssst.
SpongeBob: WHAT!!!
Patrick:Hi :D

2. Patrick: I’ll tell you a little story called “The Ugly Barnacle”: Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End. :D

3.SpongeBob : What are you normally do when I’m gone?

Patrick : Wait for you to get back.

4. SpongeBob : Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer.
[knocks on door]
Fish: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
[Fish slams door]

5. Patrick: “MINDY! Did you see my underwear?”
Mindy: “No Patrick”
Patrick: “Do you want to?”

6. Patrick: [to a bird] Whistling
SpongeBob: Patrick, I didn’t know you speak bird.
Patrick: That’s not bird Spongebob; that’s Italian.

7. Spongebob: Patrick, how long has it been?
[Patrick looks at his watch, which is just drawn on his wrist with crayon]
Patrick: Aw, I have to draw a new battery for this.

8.Spongebob : so this is your job?!? sit here and watch tv.
Patrick: hey its not as easy as it seems..somtimes i lose the remote..

somtimes i need to fix the tvb anteenna and somtimes my butt hurts! 

9. SpongeBob: I’m MAD!
Patrick: Me too.
SpongeBob: Why are YOU mad?
Patrick: [looks up, and seethes] I can’t see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?

10. Spongebob: I hate you, Patrick.
Patrick: I hate you too.
Spongebob: I hate you no matter what.
Patrick: I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.
Spongebob: I’d hate you even if that made sense.
Patrick: I’d hate you even if you were me. That’s how much I hate you.

 11. Patrick : kalau uang bisa membuatku melupakan sahabat terbaikku, maka aku lebih memilih untuk tidak punya uang sama sekali

12. Patrick : pengetahuan tidak dapat menggantikan persahabatan. 

Aku lebih suka jadi idiot daripada kehilanganmu (Spongebob)

13. Patrick: kalo kamu memberitahukan rahasia keseseorang, maka itu bukan rahasia lagi.

the end